In my own defense ...

... I am not really that much of a slob, and I would never put my dick on the table. If anyone was watching. Really. I mean it. It is one of those tall tables anyway and I would need a stool. Too much work.

Besides, it was a cold, refrigerated candy bar whose chocolate outer shell fractured like glass when bit into. I challenge anyone to eat one of those without making some kind of a mess. It sure was funny when Jade blurted that out though.

Hmm, wondering if I should refer to her as Mrs. J.

Anyway, her Jadeness has been hinting for some time that I should really start blogging more. Again. At all actually. I had one a few years ago that I used to post on quite regularly. I went out to it to go over some old stuff and found it no longer is there. A hard drive failure on the old system may have lost it all forever. Which is probably good for those few that may find this as it has saved you all from potentially recycled stuff.

One last thing before I go. If ever you are in need of a good laugh, chuckle, wanting to be amazed and/or appalled, go to Craigslist and have a peek in the Adult Gigs section. Cakefarting?! Who knew!

~Mr. J